Miley Loves to Grind, Mark Hardy Keeps it in the Family, and Looney Lohan is at it Again!

The week didn't start off half bad. Monday flew by and I found myself with plenty of time to play in my garden, hit the gym, and get some sun before it was time to wind down and get ready for Tuesday's round 2. Tuesday wasn't half bad either. Same routine actually. Then....Wednesday was a total BAsterd.

On my way to work at 6:30 in the morning my car died on Highway 183! I had no brakes, no gas, no power steering. It's a scary feeling to not be in control of your vehicle while skating down the road at 50 mph! Especially when there is a semi right behind you blaring his horn. Alas, I made it to the shoulder and called the husband. He's my emergency roadside assistant. ;)

Two hours later a wrecker got there and took my sick Grand Am (hey..it's paid for so don't judge) to our mechanic. One day and $900 later I got her back with a new fuel pump and a jazzed up power steering system. The ONLY thing that made all this worth it was the awesome "shop" dog named Checkers who was all too willing to keep me company and calm my nerves when the credit card got handed to her Daddy. Thanks, Checkers. And thanks to all my friends who gave me rides to and fro. Ya'll are golden.

So, Wednesday kinda sucked for me....and for some folks in Hollywood, too. :) I guess you could say Wednesday was the day to say WTF? For starters WTF? to my Pontiac.

Looney Lohan is skirting arrest but just barely. A warrant was issued for her arrest after not appearing in court regarding probation issues. LooLo is in such denial about life...poor pathetic girl. Instead of putting on her big girl panties she took off to Cannes for the film festival and promptly "lost" her passport. WTF? Looney? You're facing big trouble and you decide to jet off for some movie festival to party with people who honestly don't like you and probably have forgotten who you are. You haven't been relevant in years unless you count being loved by the papparazi relevant. Get your shit together, ma'am. When she didn't make it back to the US for her hearing the judge issued a warrant. I think it's interesting that she "couldn't" make it back to the US on time but she posted bail within 2 hours of the warrant. Almost like it was planned out. WTF? Looney?

Then there's Miley Cyrus. I am quite sure we'll see her in Playboy the second she turns 18. I'm not so sure what Hef will do for her face, though. Photoshop much? She caused a ruckus last week at a wrap party for that shitty movie she just did. I'm sure you remember the images of her grinding up on her 44 yr old producer. I'm sorry, I meant dancing....

Ok, so the act is not my WTF?. In fact, I could care less what or who or how she does. My WTF? is the fact that it's even a story. Who cares? Face it, everyone at some point cuts loose and dances slutty. Yes, even 16 yr olds. Especially 16 yr old. Have you ever been to a prom? Ummm...yeaaaaaah. Leave her alone. She's a semi cute rich kid growing up in Hollywood. If grinding on the dance floor is the worst she's done then why is anyone worried? Better yet, I saw an article on a local news rag and the headline read: Daughter of Legendary Country Singer Draws Fire from Fans. Hahah. I think I want to change my WTF? moment. LEGENDARY???? Lol.

If I have to worry about one thing in the news today it is this:


A former L.A. Kings hockey player was arrested this morning in Washington D.C. for allegedly sexually abusing his 21 year old daughter. Let me take a second to vomit. I seriously hope this isn't true. Maybe she's out to get him and made this up. Maybe he was drunk and fell in her lap....ANYTHING but what we're told! Mark Hardy, 51, is in police custody today after his daughter told cops that he "put his hand down [her] shorts and touched her genital area without her permission."

Ok so the drunk/falling theory doesn't hold much water now. You'd have to really fall with purpose to end up there. Gross.

Hardy is set to face a judge later today on the charge of misdemeanor sexual abuse. I've heard of keeping it in the family but damn. WTF? gross old man?

Well kids. Enjoy your weekend and until next time WTF?!?!?!!